Archive for May 13th, 2008

2008 Smart ForTwo IIHS Crash Test Results In, Little Tyke Did “Good” [Smart Fortwo Crash Test]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

newVideoPlayer(”Smart_Crashing.flv”, 494, 371,””);
Although we’ve already seen the NHTSA crash tests and the leaked IIHS test video, the official Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) crash test results are finally in for the 2008 Smart ForTwo. It turns out the little bugger did pretty well. IIHS awarded the micro-machine its highest rating of “Good” for front… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

2008 Smart ForTwo Crash Test Results Are In, “The little tyke did good” [Smart Fortwo Crash Test]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

newVideoPlayer(”Smart_Crashing.flv”, 494, 371,””);
The official Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) crash test results are finally in for the Smart ForTwo and it turns out the little bugger did pretty well. IIHS awarded the micro-machine its highest rating of “Good” for front and side crash protection, and an “acceptable” rating for seat and head restraint performance… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Commenter Of The Day: The Lies We Want To Hear Edition [Commenter Of The Day]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

A lie is sometimes an adequate replacement for a truth we don’t care to hear or we’re not ready to hear. Sometimes, the lie is better than the truth. Did the US Government have something to do with AIDS, the Kennedy Assassination and the cancellation of South On Sunset with Glen Frey? Maybe. But we… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Hot Rod Citroen DS Packs A Familiar Punch [Novelties]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

The Citroen DS is undeniably stylish. During it’s 20 year production run, it showcased innovative features, and even came in wagon an convertible versions. But there was just one thing it lacked, V8 pow-ahh! This guy realized the problem and swapped out the weaksauce four-banger in his ‘66 DS for something with a bit… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Project Car Hell: Porsche 928 or ‘58 Lincoln Continental? [Choose Your Eternity]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

What with all the racin’ madness lately, I haven’t had a chance to descend into the lake of burning 90-weight that is Project Car Hell for a few days. In our last matchup, we almost had an upset for the ages, with a Japanese car nearly beating a French car in the Dangel Peugeot Wagon… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

F1 Teams Plan To Avoid Mosley In Monaco [Max Mosley]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Drivers, team bosses and senior executives from major sponsors are making elaborate plans to avoid meeting or being photographed with Max Mosley during the Monaco Grand Prix. The May 25th race will be the first Mosley will attend since the Max Mosley Sex Video leaked. According to The Times, some teams are even going as… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Flint, Michigan, Looks To Poop For Power [Alternative Energy]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

The city of Flint, Michigan, is planning to turn human waste into fuel to power vehicles and buildings. Mayor Don Williamson sees sewage as not only a potential fuel source for city vehicles, but as a source of jobs as spinoff businesses grow up around the planned facility. That facility would be implemented by Swedish… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Trust the Legends Racer [Hoon Of The Day]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

newVideoPlayer(”Trust_the_driver.flv”, 494, 371,””);
Legends racers are some seriously odd, but awesome cars. Compact, agile, and way, way, way over engined, they have an air of quirky danger which makes them very exciting. We’re not real clear on the conditions of this stunt, nor are we sure why tweedle dee and tweedle dum agreed to this (or… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

1976 Audi Fox Wagon: Choice Of Discerning Pit Crew Members! [Down On The Street Bonus Edition]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

The cars driven by the team members and audience at the 24 Hours of LeMons race tended to be more interesting than what you’d see in your typical East Bay parking lot. I saw an AMC Hornet with a trunk-mounted computer, a small-block XJ6 with a wicked-looking hood scoop, and this very clean Fox wagon…… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Pregnant Lady Seatbelt Goes Over Thighs, Not Stomach [Gadgets]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Because our extensive readership research has determined that I have a better chance of playing Segway Polo with Bob Lutz than finding a pregnant lady reading Jalopnik, we present the Tummy Shield, a seatbelt for the pregnant ladies. Just because pregnant women may not frequent this Web site that is exceptionally courteous to women… »

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »