Archive for June 6th, 2008

Like a drifter that wanders into town or a magical alien, POLAR arrived unannounced to the friendly confines of the Jalopnik commenting system in order to teach us all a little about the world of cars and, by doing so, a little about ourselves. We’re not sure exactly what Polar does that allows him to… »

The recently-exhumed Lancia Scorpion takes the win over the electrical-system-challenged Merkur XR4Ti by a 60/40 ratio in yesterday’s Choose Your Eternity poll, preserving Italy’s status- for now- as a PCH Superpower. And, speaking of PCH Superpowers, we have some unfinished business from Wednesday; it seems that a German car managed to beat a French one… »

Leaving the 2008 Orphan Car Show last weekend, we assumed we had already seen all the cars there were to see. But then, just as we walked out through the front gate, we saw this. Our first thought? Stutz hearse! Err, no, wait a second…
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It’s not a Stutz, but another… »

ABC has reportedly ordered up a new hour-long drama pilot, based upon the auto industry and set in our very own Motor City. The Prince of Motor City is said to contain “Hamlet overtones” and is set to begin filming at the end of June, airing this winter as a mid-season replacement. According to the… »

Okay, sooner or later Tata is going to have to stop making headlines, ’cause we’re really, really trying to cut back on the innuendo. But today we get news that Tata is considering purchasing the brand GM may be trying to shed, Hummer. And even with our newfound restraint, we have to admit we had… »

We have SickWrathTerror over at the Motive Mag Forums to thank for sharing this photo of one Infiniti G35 owner apparently unaware that the 2009 GT-R was going to be available in the states. [Motive Forums]

Original post by Matt Hardigree… »

Since Motorola is the phone of Ferrari, Sony Ericsson has decided to jump on the rest of the dentist-anesthesiologist demo with a Ducati-branded Z770 cell phone. The big difference here is that Ducati bikes are appealing and svelte, while this mobile phone isn’t. Like most auto-branded cell phones, the Z770 will include the usual array… »

Yesterday’s post on the Concours D’Ignorance generated a comment from mr.chöppèrs regarding what he’d rock when rolling into the show:
“In the spirit of violating the spirit of the Concours d’ignorance, I would like to roll up in a magnificent Cumberford Martinique. Mahogany body, BMW engine, Citroën suspension, cocaine styling.”
Reading this hellish description and having no… »

We’re well aware of the whole cyclists-wanting-hood-airbags debacle, but the Toyota Gosei system is just ridiculous. Just look at it — it looks like something that would keep the Titanic afloat.
The two hood-mounted airbags would protect pedestrians’ and cyclists’ waists and heads (and maybe protect your windshield too); all of the internal airbags would protect… »

A lot can happen when you serve as an Air Force Apache helicopter pilot in Afghanistan. For Daniel McConnell, things were going great until a crash that cost him his arm, caused a traumatic brain injury, and ended his career with an honorable discharge. After recovering and spending some time in med school, Daniel took… »