Archive for June 25th, 2008

No, This Is Not A Photoshop, And Yes, It Is Staring Into Your Soul [Moment Of Zen]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Though there is an actual explanation for this photo, having to do with the promotion of a film whose premise that makes Pluto Nash seem plausible, seeing the image sans explanation is just that much better. [Flickr via kottke]

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2009 Porsche 911 Carrera And Carrera S, Reviewed [2009 Porsche 911]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Though we’ve yet to get our Cheeto-stained hands on the 2009 Porsche 911, the testers at Popular Mechanics had the chance to roam the Stuttgart roads in a few variations, finding the new model to be Porsche par excellence. They also found the new Porsche’s wizardly dual-clutch PDK gearbox to be a vast improvement over… »

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Our Lives Have Been Wasted: 1986 Cadillac DeVille Fleetwood Hot Tubamino [Found On EBay]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Oh beautiful, for spacious hot tub, and amber folds of leather. For orange paint and landau top, above four comfy seats! Cadillac DeVille, sweet Cadillac DeVille! Jalopnik sheds its grace on thee. And crown thy continental kit, with loads of chrome, and bitchin’ custom grille!
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Commenter Of The Day: MAHONEY! Edition [Commenter Of The Day]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

We often forget how monumental a year 1984 was in cinema. It brought us Ghostbusters, one of the country’s greatest contributions to the art of film. And who can can forget Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop (more on that later)? What about The Karate Kid and… »

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PCH, Dante Alighieri Thinks You Deserve It Edition: Lamborghini Jarama Or Maserati Quattroporte? [Choose Your Eternity]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

We love to pit one high-end Italian car against another in this series; we’ve had Ferrari 250 versus Lamborghini Diablo, Espada versus Espada, Ferrari Mondial versus Maserati Coupe, among others. Up until now, however, a Lamborghini has never vied with a Maserati for a place in your Garage Of Eternal Suffering. We’ve managed to find… »

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Samsung: Putting Dragons And Trucks Together At Last [Novelties]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

newVideoPlayer(”/Samsung-Dragon.flv”, 494, 371,””); What do a dragon sculpture on the back of a truck made to look like it’s always staring you down and a cell phone have in common? Yeah, nothing, but apparently that’s one way the Samsung Soul is being marketed across southern England. A Ford Transit with a dragon on it’s… »

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“Borrow” Some Gas With A Flo N’ Go Siphoning Kit [I Feel Gassy]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

We’re already well aware that siphoning is one of the best ways to steal gas (unless someone installs a damn locking gas cap), and now it’s even easier with the Flo N’ Go Duramax. The Flo N’ Go is a 14 gallon gas can complete with wheels and an attached siphoning system. Before you criticize,… »

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Mini Thinks Microsoft Is A Bad Word [Novelties]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Perhaps the Mini marketeers made a mistake, got Vista on their new machines, and they’re tired of clicking allow boxes all day. Or perhaps they’re just a den of pot-smoking hippies with Macs. Whatever the case, they’ve declared the Microsoft “flying windows” logo a swear. The latest update to the Mini website has a car… »

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12-Year-Old Wins Dodge Caliber For Going To School [Offbeat News]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

newVideoPlayer(”/12yearoldwinscar_Jalop.flv”, 494, 411,””);7th grade student Ashley Martinez can’t drive, because she’s only 12 years old. But now, thanks to her excellent school attendance record, she’s got a brand new car. With its average attendance rate around 91% for the last couple years, compared to a state average of 93.7%, the Chicago School District offered the… »

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Truck Antlers Provide Outlet For Censored Truck Nutz Owners [Novelties]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Listen up, hunters. You no longer have to wait for Easter or Christmas to dress up your ride: There are finally stupid accessories for you, too! Meet Trunk Antlers. As the slogan goes, “They turn your truck … into a buck.” You stupid fu…oh, wait, that was it.
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