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		<title>Commenter Of The Day: Perfect Strangers Edition [Commenter Of The Day]</title>
		<description>Few shows in the annals of television history are as widely known and completely strange as Perfect Strangers. Employing the typical "fish out of water" scenario that has been abused by sitcoms for the entire breadth of the medium, there's a certain quality of Perfect Strangers that sets it apart ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/commenter-of-the-day-perfect-strangers-edition-commenter-of-the-day/</link>
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		<title>Max Mosley Threatens FIA Will Go To Crap If He&#8217;s Ousted, Officially Channeling Nixon [Max Mosley]</title>
		<description>We'd rather not devote time to Max Mosley and his ongoing attempts to screw up racing like he's screwed up his life, but the story keeps getting crazier and crazier. After being asked to avoid F1 events and, basically, being benched for Monaco, Mosley has issued a letter  stating ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/max-mosley-threatens-fia-will-go-to-crap-if-hes-ousted-officially-channeling-nixon-max-mosley/</link>
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		<title>PCH, Ten Grand To Glory Edition: Acura NSX or &#8216;59 Corvette? [Choose Your Eternity]</title>
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The extremely cheap, extremely sketchy (putatively) NSX-engine-powered Acura Legend obliterated the dime-a-dozen turbo Civic in yesterday's Choose Your Eternity poll, which is about what we expected. So what if we could find not just an NSX engine but an entire car for cheap (well, maybe entire isn't the right word ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/pch-ten-grand-to-glory-edition-acura-nsx-or-59-corvette-choose-your-eternity/</link>
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		<title>2009 Toyota Tacoma To Get Better Fiddle, Argent-Painted Grille [2009 Toyota Tacoma]</title>
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The Toyota Tacoma has played second fiddle to darn near everybody for its entire life. Early on it was the domestics, now its the full size Toyota Tundra. That doesn't mean its standing still as far as updates go. We managed to find this dealer product brief buried within the ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/2009-toyota-tacoma-to-get-better-fiddle-argent-painted-grille-2009-toyota-tacoma/</link>
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		<title>2009 Toyota Tacoma Update Details Emerge [2009 Toyota Tacoma]</title>
		<description>The Toyota Tacoma has played second fiddle to darn near everybody for its entire life. Early on it was the domestics, now its the full size Toyota Tundra. That doesn't mean its standing still as far as updates go. We managed to find this dealer product brief buried within the ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/2009-toyota-tacoma-update-details-emerge-2009-toyota-tacoma/</link>
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		<title>Huge Wing, Eyeballs Propel Make:Way Escort To 33rd-Place LeMons Finish! [24 Hours Of Lemons Altamont]</title>
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Even though we vowed to crush Team Make:Way's Escort like a drained beercan beneath our hobnailed racing shoes (as the Lord Humungus would say about their car, what a puny plan!), the little slushbox-equipped Escort managed to evade the wrath of Odin and hang on for a respectable 33rd-place finish ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/huge-wing-eyeballs-propel-makeway-escort-to-33rd-place-lemons-finish-24-hours-of-lemons-altamont/</link>
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		<title>Nooooo! Two Sweet Pontiacs Destroyed For Sake Of Art [Novelties]</title>
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We've heard of this "Jonathan Schipper" before through his exploits slowly grinding scale models and throw-away IROC-Z's together. Now he's gone and mashed a Pontiac Firebird into a Pontiac Trans Am, both examples of sweet malaise goodness. True they may have been on the underpowered side when stock, ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/nooooo-two-sweet-pontiacs-destroyed-for-sake-of-art-novelties/</link>
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		<title>Saab 95 Survives San Francisco Streets, Plus Bonus Lancia [Down On The Street Bonus Edition]</title>
		<description>When WhatWouldJesseDo isn't working on his Datsun 411, Mini, Puma GT, or the Black Metal V8olvo, he's doing his day job across the Bay in San Francisco. That's a city in which most street-parked cars get scraped, bumped, and dinged with depressing regularity, yet plenty of cool old machinery still ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/saab-95-survives-san-francisco-streets-plus-bonus-lancia-down-on-the-street-bonus-edition/</link>
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		<title>Look To The Swift! Suzuki Brings Germans Together With &#8220;Black And White&#8221; Editions [New Cars]</title>
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Suzuki is clearly firing back at Ford and their Focus CC Black Edition with this, the Suzuki Swift Black and White edition. Nothing says automotive harmony like matching hatchbacks. We got the chance to drive a very pedestrian version of the 2008 Suzuki Swift a few weeks ago and had ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/look-to-the-swift-suzuki-brings-germans-together-with-black-and-white-editions-new-cars/</link>
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		<title>GM Says Challenge X Is The Future, We Say We Want It Now [Alternative Energy]</title>
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Looking at the array of biodiesel hybrids, ethanol hydrogen hybrids and fuel cells on display in Central Park this morning, the impression we got was GM is looking to these technologies as the future. All we could think was how much they should be the present. You see, this wasn't ...</description>
		<link>http://autoclerks.com/2008/05/gm-says-challenge-x-is-the-future-we-say-we-want-it-now-alternative-energy/</link>
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